Not everything that comes into the Jefferson County Beer Party via email is little more than someone crying, whining or complaining about whatever. Sometimes the content is more “tongue-in-cheek“, or outright humorous. Such is the case of an email I received overnight from a long-time follower. The odd thing about the contraption described and pictured in this email is that if it’s truly available it may just present a viable alternative for allowing people their Second Amendment rights to protect themselves, their loved ones and their property. Take a look and let me know what you think.
“If you rather not have a gun in the house, and want to play it safe, then go DeWalt!
In view of the recent Supreme Court ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket. Washington thinks they are going to take away our guns, so check this out. I like it!
Nail guns! And, you don’t even have to register them or have licenses for them! And, you don’t have to worry about them being concealed! Just a lot of good stuff to do with this!
Once in a while something so totally cool comes out that even a guy who doesn’t normally even know what he’d like for Father’s Day or Christmas would immediately ask for it. Thank you, DeWalt!”
“New Nail Gun, made by DeWalt. It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2×4 at 200 yards. This makes construction a breeze; you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence. It has a 100-round magazine, too. No need to reload every few minutes. And, if someone is foolish enough to invade your home or property, just nail their ass!”
So, folks, what do you think? Regardless, I want at least one …